1. Which hand is it best to write with? Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping? A Dino-snore!
3. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
4. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Why did the seagull cross over the sea? Because if it crossed over the bay it would be a baygull!
7. Which building in New York has the most stories? The public library!
8. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish? This tastes a little funny!
9. What stays in the corner but can travel all around the world? A stamp!
10. Why didn’t the skeleton walk across the street? He didn’t have the guts!
11. Why is a baseball stadium always cool? It has lots of fans!
12. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday every other day is a weekday!
13. Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead!
14. Why did a girl throw the butter? Because she wanted to see a butter-fly!
15. What word starts with an e and only has one letter in it? An envelope!
16. Why did the chicken cross the rode, role in the mud and cross the rode again? Because it was a dirty double crosser!
17. Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
18. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses don't jump!
19. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!
20. What's a pencil's favorite place to go on vacation? Pennsylvania!
21. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet!
22. Why didn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
23. What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!
24. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. He just waved!
25. What do librarians take with them when they o fishing? Bookworms!
26. Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy!
27. Knock knock! Who's there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and open this door!
28. What do you call a guy thats siting on your doorstep? Matt!
29. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
30. What do cows read? Cattle-logs!
31. Where do cows eat lunch? In the Calf-ateria!
32. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves!
33. Why did the man run around his bed? To catch his sleep!
34. Why can't a persons nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
35. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
36. Why did the teddy bear skip desert? because it was stuffed!
37. What goes up but does not move? Stairs!
38. What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels because, they are always tired!
39. Knock Knock! who's there? Rose! Rose who? Rose and rose of houses and your the only one without a doorbell!
40. Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? No It's fine he woke up
41. What's a snakes' favorite subject? Hissssstory!
42. What's a witches' favorite subject in school? Spelling!
43. Why didn’t the skeleton walk across the street? He didn’t have the guts.
44. What did the plate say to the other? Dinners on me!
45. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cows go! Cows go who? No! Cows go moo!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping? A Dino-snore!
3. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
4. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Why did the seagull cross over the sea? Because if it crossed over the bay it would be a baygull!
7. Which building in New York has the most stories? The public library!
8. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish? This tastes a little funny!
9. What stays in the corner but can travel all around the world? A stamp!
10. Why didn’t the skeleton walk across the street? He didn’t have the guts!
11. Why is a baseball stadium always cool? It has lots of fans!
12. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday every other day is a weekday!
13. Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead!
14. Why did a girl throw the butter? Because she wanted to see a butter-fly!
15. What word starts with an e and only has one letter in it? An envelope!
16. Why did the chicken cross the rode, role in the mud and cross the rode again? Because it was a dirty double crosser!
17. Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
18. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses don't jump!
19. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh!
20. What's a pencil's favorite place to go on vacation? Pennsylvania!
21. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet!
22. Why didn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
23. What time should you go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!
24. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. He just waved!
25. What do librarians take with them when they o fishing? Bookworms!
26. Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy!
27. Knock knock! Who's there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch your doing and open this door!
28. What do you call a guy thats siting on your doorstep? Matt!
29. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
30. What do cows read? Cattle-logs!
31. Where do cows eat lunch? In the Calf-ateria!
32. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves!
33. Why did the man run around his bed? To catch his sleep!
34. Why can't a persons nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
35. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
36. Why did the teddy bear skip desert? because it was stuffed!
37. What goes up but does not move? Stairs!
38. What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels because, they are always tired!
39. Knock Knock! who's there? Rose! Rose who? Rose and rose of houses and your the only one without a doorbell!
40. Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? No It's fine he woke up
41. What's a snakes' favorite subject? Hissssstory!
42. What's a witches' favorite subject in school? Spelling!
43. Why didn’t the skeleton walk across the street? He didn’t have the guts.
44. What did the plate say to the other? Dinners on me!
45. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cows go! Cows go who? No! Cows go moo!